SCHOOL children have revealed their future life goals – and their ambitions are hilarious, according to The Sun. From the kid who boldly declared he wants to “rule the world” to the youngster who hopes to grow into a potato, their answers are guaranteed to leave you in stitches.
Bored Panda compiled a list of the funniest aspirations, some of which might have you reassessing your own dreams. A little boy called Chris said he wants to be American basketball player Michael Jordan when he’s older. But in order to fulfil this goal he realises he needs to “get bigger”, “shave my head” and “be black”.
One girl appeared to give a rather candid insight into her home life after revealing she wants to “be like mummy” – alongside a crayon drawing of what looks like men throwing money at a stripper. The shocked mum later revealed the picture is actually supposed to depict people paying her for gardening work.
Thinking outside the usual career professions, one child said they want to “be a mailbox”, another hopes to morph into “a dog”, one youngster wants to become a “potato” and another has aspirations to become “a hat”. As well as “getting a girlfriend” and “kissing her”, one little boy ambitiously revealed he wants to “rule the world”.
Another student had slightly more achievable dreams, writing in her textbook: “When I grow up. I am seven. I want to be eight.” Clearly caught up in the Game of Thrones mania, one pupil hopes to become a dragon breeder in the future.
Meanwhile, a lad called Albert hopes to “stay at home and do nothing”.