A man has been taken to hospital after his penis was split in a drive-by banana attack, METRO reports. The victim from Westfield, Massachusetts, US, claims he was struck in the genitals by the fruit after it was thrown out of a car window. He was found lying at the side of the road yelling in pain near the Quick Food convenience store on Southwick Road, according to a police report.
A worried passer-by raised the alarm as the man managed to stumble towards the store. Officer Richard Mazza wrote in his report: ‘The male party stated he was “struck in the banana by a banana”. When asked what he meant, he stated he was struck in the groin by a banana thrown out of the window of a passing vehicle.’ The man was taken to Noble Hospital and got a sick note giving him the following day off work